Fox News - Donald Trump would love to feature Spitzer scandal call girl Ashley Alexandra Dupre in his latest reality show, the New York Daily News reports.

In the show, a modern version of “My Fair Lady,” “bad” girls are sent to a charm school, where they undergo a strict course on debutante manners.

A production source told the News that “My Fair Lady” reached out to Dupre on Thursday, but has yet to hear back from her. Trump told the News that he would love to get the chance to class up Dupre in front of a national audience.

“She is an interesting candidate, very interesting,” the “Celebrity Apprentice” star said at the TV show’s finale party.

Meanwhile, Trump can’t wait for Heather Mills to judge his Miss USA pageant next week.

“I think she is very competent. She has $100 million in the bank. She has been through a lot, and I give her a lot of credit. An amazing amount of credit. And Heather Mills — how can you say anything bad about her?”

Fox News - Ohio police have arrested a man who was caught on tape allegedly having sex with a picnic table.

Art Price Jr., 40, of Bellevue, Ohio, was arrested after a neighbor videotaped him engaged sexually with the metal table, according to a report on FOX19.com.

Price was seen on four separate occasions, always between 10:30 a.m. and noon, having sex with the picnic table, Bellevue Police Capt. Matt Johnson told the TV station.

“The first video we had, he was completely nude,” Johnson said, noting the table in question had a hole in the middle intended to hold an umbrella.

Price, a married father of three school-age kids, faces felony counts of public indecency because his house is near an elementary school, according to the report.

Saturday, March 29th will see the scorching starlets’ blaze of glory catching fire from 6:00pm-10:00pm at the Grand Opening of ADULT MART’s new Brownhelm Township location, located at 49150 Cooper Foster Park Road (Amherst). In addition to DVDs, the busty beauties will also be autographing exclusive, limited addition VOUYER MEDIA posters at both locations. For further information, including maps to individual locations, please visit www.adultmart.com.

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In another bust-related development, Nikki was besieged by paparazzi and filmed in front of her favorite L.A. sushi restaurant, Koi, on a recent night out. She teased the panting pack of celebrity photographers and rewarded them with a nip slip par excellence of one half of her former rack. Much to her surprise, two videoclips of the flesh flash were uploaded to the popular gossip website www.tmz.com , and one was shown on the TMZ television program.

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The notorious Italian actress and former member of Parliament has filed suit demanding that her controversial artist ex-husband pay her $2.3 million in back child support for the son she kidnapped from him a decade ago.

Cicciolina - whose real name is Ilona Staller - says in papers filed in Manhattan Supreme Court that multimillionaire Jeff

Koons hasn’t paid any child support for their son Ludwig since 1998.

That’s four years after she defied a court order and smuggled the boy out of New York and back to her home in Italy, where the now-15-year-old lives today.

Koons, who has since remarried, was traveling and could not be reached for comment.

The controversial artist had introduced himself to the porn star - who was elected to the Italian Parliament in 1987 - in the late ’80s, and she quickly became his muse. She started posing for his sexually explicit pictures, paintings and sculptures, and they fell in love and married in 1991.

Staller gave birth to Ludwig - whom Koons referred to as “a biological sculpture” - soon after, but their marriage eventually fell apart. That led to an international divorce and custody battle. Staller took the boy with her on a business trip to Italy and didn’t come back. Koons flew to Italy and brought the boy back while Staller was off performing an “erotic show” in South America.

A Manhattan judge ruled the boy should stay in New York for the duration of the divorce proceedings.

But Staller ignored the order and took the boy back to Italy.

After a hard-fought legal battle, Koons was awarded custody of Ludwig by an Italian judge in 1998. That decision was reversed a year later by an appeals court, which ruled Ludwig should stay with his mom because he’d been living with her for most of his life.

Staller’s suit says Koons has paid only a total of about $250,000 in child support over the years. The suit says the Italian court ordered him to pay about $22,000 a month back in 1998, and he’s ignored the order.

Koons’ custody fight has cost him big bucks. He rang up $4 million in legal fees, some of which he later challenged unsuccessfully.

Among Koons’ complaints was his lawyers charged him for time they spent watching his ex’s porn films, one of which famously includes her sexual interlude with a snake. A judge later ordered Koons to pony up.

New York Post - Disgraced former Gov. Eliot Spitzer has been identified as a long-standing client of a second high-priced call-girl ring, The Post has learned.

The ex-governor regularly patronized Wicked Models, the Manhattan-based operation taken down Tuesday, according to financial documents and other evidence unearthed in a yearlong prostitution in vestigation, law-enforcement sources said.

The revelation comes three weeks after Spitzer was outed as “Client-9″ in a separate federal hooker probe involving the New Jersey-based Emperors Club VIP.

At the center of the new ring is Kristin “Billie” Davis, a busty bottle blonde who hails from a ough-and-tumble California trailer park. She has a reputation for hard-partying, shameless self-promotion and a rumored 10,000-name-long client list.

Davis’ alleged multimillion-dollar empire was smashed by city vice cops as she made plans to skip town. Prosecutors say she netted some $2 million last year by pimping out ladies of the night for as much as $1,000 an hour through four Web sites.

They noted she has openly boasted of total earnings of $6 million, and has been in operation since at least 2004.

Davis, 32, pleaded not guilty to money laundering and promoting prostitution in Manhattan Supreme Court yesterday and was held on $2-million bail. She faces 15 years in prison if convicted of running the ring, which also allegedly operated the Madison La A’mour and New York Body Miracle agencies.

A source said Davis personally serviced Spitzer.

 [TMZ] Spitztastic Ashley Alexandra Dupre conned “Girls Gone Wild” back in 2003, claiming she was 21 and that her name was Amber Arpaio — and we have it all on tape!

You’ve seen the video of Amber — er, Kristen, er Ashley — partying it up with the GGW crew in Florida. There was a debate about how old she was when the footage was shot and whether or not she lied about her age. Debate … over!

Chicago [Chicago Tribune] - An Aurora man charged in 2006 with trading child pornography through an exclusive Internet chat room, was sentenced Tuesday to 20 years in prison.

Prosecutors said Jungels used the screen name “Big-al-43895″ when trading the pornography in chat rooms with titles such as “incest” and “daddy-daughter.”